Unfortunately, there can only be one of us doing the job of "Jessica Alba" and dammit, I'll just be here, blogging so that my more "flashy" counterpart can go off and "live the dream" for the both of us.
If I had a Latin last name, I so would have been Honey, y'all. For real.
...introducing the woman who stole my career.
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I...I don't understand. Are you saying you were supposed to be running around melting mens faces with your hawtness and getting paid for it?
I'll just assume that's what you mean.
Clearly, that's what I was born to do.
Unfortunately, there can only be one of us doing the job of "Jessica Alba" and dammit, I'll just be here, blogging so that my more "flashy" counterpart can go off and "live the dream" for the both of us.
If I had a Latin last name, I so would have been Honey, y'all. For real.
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